a work in progress

who is that creepy guy?

# posted by

Patches O'houlihan : 4:27 PM

You will all burn in Hell

# posted by

Johnny Damned : 4:46 PM

Sorry dog, that's me up above, just messin.

Anyway....you will burn in Hell mos def.

# posted by

Calzone : 4:48 PM

Just curious, what's in the guys shirt? A kitten? LOL, I've gotta know larin, it's driving me crazy.

# posted by

kathi : 5:58 PM

Ron Jeremy with two delectable college coeds... How does he do it?

# posted by

Anonymous : 6:15 PM

Is that Ron Jeremy? AWESOME!

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jiggs : 8:14 PM

im sorry to squash the blog rumors, but unfortunately, that is not ron jeremy. that is my friend patches. he shaved his beard b/c the bears lost on sunday, and we convinced that jew to leave the stashe and slick the hair back. then we took his black wiry beard hair and put it in his shirt like it was chest hair... then we took some pics. good times.

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larin von smartass : 9:02 PM

you were thinkin' of pbc when you were kissin' that dude wasn't ya?

# posted by

scumbag : 10:35 AM

johnny damned: but what if i repent my ass off?

calzizzy: well, guess repenting is pointless. sweet, lets go rob people and kill hookers!

kathi: i'd never subject a kitten to that! its actually his recently shaved beard hair... haha

annon: i'm thinking its the 9 1/2 inch penis

jiggs: i wish i was a high roller like that. alas, its just patches

scumbag: when dont i think about PBC?

# posted by

larin von smartass : 11:03 AM

Hey, I think I've kissed that guy! Seriously though, you should have stuck with the Ron Jeremy story. It's got all the makings of a good urban legend, it does.

# posted by

Tim : 11:19 AM

nice photo...thats great.

# posted by

The Husband : 11:37 AM

Hi, I suffer from the same city as you.... but they're letting our office in Herndon out early! so HA! Just fucking with you, but really I get to go home at noon.

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Becky : 11:39 AM

tim: damn! that would have been an amazing rumor!

spaks: thanks, I have a lot more actually... we made him pose in peculiar ways and point at stuff.

becky: i hate you... haha, kidding. Is it snowing a lot in NoVA?

# posted by

larin von smartass : 11:53 AM

guys with moustaches are so sexy. thats why i grew one.

# posted by

Fred : 12:26 PM

Well shit. I had my hopes high that I could contact Ron through you. I've always wanted to be the best boy gaffer in adult films and I figured Ron would let me get my foot in the vagina. I mean ass. I mean door.

# posted by

jiggs : 4:44 PM

i still thought it was hot!

# posted by

Slutbag : 6:02 PM

I love fake fur on the chest. I have considered plugs for my bare chest.

# posted by

Egan : 3:17 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that's all I've got to say on the subject.

purplesimon out...

# posted by

purplesimon : 7:43 AM

The pasted on chest hair is priceless, as is the lascivious expression on your friend's face. Personally, I was looking at your bum. Even a monkey's thoughts stray from time to time...

# posted by

Monkey : 11:29 PM

I'd rather kill hookers and rob people but I'll do anything as long as its with you.

# posted by

Calzone : 7:17 PM

I like you

# posted by

Malicia : 9:21 PM

Get out of my way Malicia! I was here first. She's mine. Mine I tell you!!

# posted by

Monkey : 1:08 PM

Wow Patches is smoking hot! Meow!!!

# posted by

Christine : 2:51 PM

But she's adorable

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Malicia : 6:55 PM

monkey: you are priceless... i love that you check me out, it makes me feel better for having interspecies fantasies

clazone: and after we kill them, we can wear their shoes!

malacia: thanks! i like youe pic. very sexy

monkey: no matter who come around, i will always be yours. :)

pennylane: oh that patches! always woos the ladies

malacia: i like you. you're fun

# posted by

larin von smartass : 10:19 AM

you don't even know

# posted by

Malicia : 9:29 PM

larin, i can understand why you would want to give that guy a kiss as he looks very yaky.

so what is the significance of " s randolf ave?" i'm guessing avenue maybe street or something?

# posted by

Harry Yak : 11:02 PM

Patches is the sexiest thing with chest hair south of the mason dixon and also the biggest ASSHOLE TOO!

WOO HOO FOR ASSHOLS

# posted by

Patches O'houlihan : 1:20 AM

i've seen this movie before... Same set to.. you would think they would put up some decor before they start shooting porn to add to the atmosphere.

# posted by

Johnny Menace : 2:55 PM

*cough*

# posted by

Fred : 5:19 AM

happy new year i guess.

# posted by

scumbag : 9:06 PM

what is in your ear by the way? and put on some makeup next time.

# posted by

Johnny Menace : 9:04 AM

I never get tired of looking at your little ass

# posted by

Malicia : 9:02 PM

are you ever gonna post again?

# posted by

scumbag : 10:38 PM

Jesus Lord Christ Mary, Mother of God, I love Larin Von Smartass.

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Friends of McDougal : 8:31 PM

Seriously -- you make me wish I had a vagina.

# posted by

Friends of McDougal : 8:39 PM

i have both a 9 inch penis and a 9 inch vagina..

# posted by

jamwall : 12:47 AM

von smartass...are you going to blog again or do i have to come over there and rip your tits off?!?!?

# posted by

The Husband : 11:17 AM

*waits patiently*

# posted by

Christine : 4:13 PM

fuck, back in the 80's i used to get hot chicks kissing me and shit, now I just have to sit in dust and listen to right boots constant bitching.

I need to get out of this pawn shop.

# posted by

the original marriedman : 2:20 PM

yargh...anal pirate.

# posted by

white_devil : 4:27 PM

BVF LYFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

dude i havent seen you in 1 million years, where are you?

Whats the most confusing day in the hood??

FATHERS DAY

# posted by

Patches O'houlihan : 11:11 PM

i think i'm going to get rid of my blog.

# posted by

The Husband : 9:58 PM

This guy is a dead ringer for Ron Jeremy. Amazing. He has a career out in L.A. if he wants it.

Blake